Say What? Choices for Suggestion #1: Hmmm....where DID I put the spoons? Troy: Aww Damn it Lindsay, do we have to have sex again? I'm not in the mood! Lindsay: We have to everybody is watching! Troy: Hey, where's Lindsay? I finally found the drug! Gee, where should I put Nora's shrine in this new apartment? It's gotta be in a location where she will never find it. Ok isn't Lindsay supposed to come in at this point and hey, where did my couch go? Troy thinking to himself: Where can Nora be? She was right, she is good at hiding. I can't seem to find her anywhere. Where did I leave that *=&%$#@ tape recorder now? This whole box full of tapes and still no confession. I'm getting really worn out. Why did I move in here? I should of taken Colin's house on the hills. Dang it, I just saw American Pie 2. You'd think I would have learned to be more careful with glue! Troy can't believe that the Jedi mind trick actually does work in levitating his jacket. Oh God, in a few months I'm going to have to sleep with lindsay in that bed. I better get a head start & begin showering now. Well, that looks like all of my shrine of Nora stuff. Wonder when Lindsey will be here. Troy: Hmmm, now where can I hide Lindsay! Damn! I know I packed that wire brush and bottle of Clorox. Where IS it?! So where should I put the shrine colin left me? I'm just one giant box of SASSY! Troy singing to himself and dancing: I put my hand upon your hip and when i dip, you dip, we dip. Tonto jump on it, jump on it, HOoooooo Apache jump on it, jump on it!!!!!! Seexx-yyy Booo-ddyyyy

Say What? Choices for Suggestion #2: Nora: Um, I hate to interupt you but uh I think there is a bug in my cup. Nice jacket Nora. Does it come with a skirt? Troy: So i told Lindsey, hey you better not do anything to Nora or i'll.... Nora spits into her cup (smiles): Too hot. Taste funny too hot. Troy: Don't worry Nora I would never put anything in you r drink. I would never drug! Colin: Nora, I really like that toe nail polish. Do you think I could borrow it sometime? Nora: So, was she any good in bed. Troy contemplates how to tactfully tell absent-minded Nora that she forgot to put on her skirt this morning. troy thinging to himself: Danm it!!!!!. stop looking at her legs! Troy: (thinking) Man, I love her legs! Nora: (thinking) Did he put something in this coffee. Troy in head: I wonder what she would say if I ran my hand up her skirt? Nora in head: Boy this coffee sure is alot more intresting than Dr. Troy MacIver It's nice to see that my physical therapy worked so nicely for you Nora. your legs have never looked better. Nora's thinking: I think I can see my reflection in the coffee. Troy's thinking: I wonder if she's wearing hose or not. My God. I just realized Nora isn't wearing a skirt. No wonder all the guys want her. No wonder you're such a successful lawyer. The jury must be as mesmerized by those legs as I am! Do they really go all the way up to your ears? Colin thinking to himself:I should ask Nora how she keeps her legs looking so smooth so mine can look as good as hers. Troy: Ok Nora show some more leg, more, more, more, Damn it Nora I'm the guy here if you don't give it to me I'll drug you!! Nora thinking: I can't hear you....La la la la la! Nice legs, Nora. Is it all right if I touch one? After all I rubbed Lindsay's legs last night. Nora thinking: Is he going to stop trying to look up my skirt? Troy thinking: Maybe if I dropped something I see up her skirt? Troy thinking: Ok Nora show a little more leg, more, more..... Nora thinking: Geeze how much leg can I show before I'm naked? Troy to himself: "Lord, please let this work. But no matter what, please don't let her rememember I'm Colin and she didn't kill me."

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