...or The Crazy Things We Say Online


Laura: Do you and Hillary B. Smith still play backgammon?
Ty: Yes, and she is frightened by my backgammon prowress.


Laura: I don't know if I can go to the luncheon because I tend to get really, really nervous around famous people.
Ty: Will there be famous people there?
Lee: Yes, Hillary B. Smith.


Lee: The later it gets, the funnier we think we are.
Ty: By midnight, we all think we are Jerry Seinfeld.


Laura: I live there (Barnes and Noble).
Ty: I like what you've done with the place, Laura.

-- in chat, after Ty said he likes to read magazines at Barnes and Noble


Ty: Colin has the Crossroads keys and he goes there every night after it closes and gets loaded. That's why he's acting so crazy lately.

-- in chat, after Laura asked if Colin still has the Crossroads keys


Ty: Beam me up...

-- Ty's parting words in chat


Lee: Okay, first, DON'T PANIC.
Pam: *jotting down*.. don't... panic...

-- IRC, helping Pam cope with a (possible) phone call


Lee: Hey, I just killed the Texas state bird -- a giant mosquito. Lee, the warrior princess.


Lee: PS My house is always messy so don't expect House Beautiful. It's more like House Happy and Lived In.


Laura: Flooding?
Pam: Um.. remember what we were doing when we were all excited?
Laura: Uh?
Pam: the: aldjfa;dhfaslk;fjasd;lfj alkd fa stuff?


Pam: What's your number?
Laura: Ahhhhhh!
Laura: *******
Laura: I almost didn't remember! i'm so excited!


Laura: Jim Abadaddo? Abadando? Something like that!
Lee: Anthony Addabo or something like that
Laura: Or that! lol
Pam: LOL
Lee: Well, Treadway is easier to spell and to look at! LOL

-- IM, discussing the Dimitri Marrick recast on AMC


Pam: Yep. They're basically the same thing except that there is a lot more sax in Koz's version.
Laura: First I read that as Sex!


Laura: And I love that woman! Wow!
Laura: I want to give her a big fat kiss. On the cheek. Strictly platonic, of course.

-- IM, telling Pam how amazed she was by Ciera's artwork


Lee: Thank, you, thank you. Oh, I want to thank all the little people who made this possible. I ate six of them for dinner.
Ciera: *burp*


Lee: Could very well be. Being bi-coastal is very weird they tell me.
Ciera: I tried it once...in college :-)


Ciera: Random song quote that I must share to get it out of my head *It's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull/And cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul*
Pam: I think Laura said those lyrics this afternoon, Ciera..LOL
Ciera: Pam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....get Wheezy outta my head


Ciera: Lee: Yes...and don't give me whiskey....not that I am problematic...I just get reallly reeallly interested in having my fun ;-)
Lee: I can't hold my liquor. I sing, dance and pick up sailors. Which is why I don't drink.
Pam: lol Ciera. We want to remember this festival, yes?
Lee: Also have huge repetoire of filthy jokes.
Ciera: I can hold my liquor. I sing, dance, and beat up sailors. Which is why I try not to drink. Sometimes.


*Pam trying to think of her favorite shade of blue...
Pam: lol I love Cerulean b/c of XF, honestly.
Ciera: Heh...I know..I cant think of it without thinking of that ep!
Pam: I don't think it has a name.. just an obscure Hexadecimal number I can't remember off the top of my head. ;-)
Ciera: Pantone colors...take me away ;-)


Pam: Do you think it will be a "jeans and t-shirt" kind of deal, or more of a "slack and blouse" thing?
Ciera: Its Texas...its the law to wear jeans.
Lee: In Houston anything seems to go. I've seen people in jeans at the ballet
Pam: In Portage it's the same law. Formal is putting in the beltbuckle.


Lee: Anybody care it's after 2AM?
Pam: Lee: Not really. :-)
Ciera: Yes..but not enough
Lee: OK, me too
Ciera: You guys are horrible for my REM cycles


Ciera: I just had this vision of the Fearsome Foursome loose in Houston..dancing the night away. Ay caramba!


Ciera: We have to quit soon though... I'm fading fast and I think Lee is sleep typing...
Laura: I'm picturing Lee with her head on her keyboard, a trail of drool dripping onto the "H" key.


Laura: We need "Gave." I just hope that in a letter to TPTB I don't continuously say, "We need Gave. Give us Gave. Gave would be a great addition."
Ciera: What's a Gave? We don't know, sir. They are all deranged.


Laura: Should we PM him? Ciera thinks we should see if he got the e-mail.
Pam: Right, we should ask.
Laura: You want to? I'm too damn shaky. I might barf.


Laura: Oh, I can see Roy bonding with Matthew.
Pam: I can see Colin starting to bond with Matthew too... I'd probably only give him 3 points though.
Laura: Colin gets 50 points for sex appeal, Roy gets 35. Colin gets 20 for profession, and Roy doesn't have one so that's zero. But Colin loses a few for history of kidnapping. Although Roy was "dead" for 20 years!

-- IM, discussing crossovers between OLTL and GH


Ciera: Our boy does a mean Britney impression. Abduct me, baby, one more time.

-- on the forum, discussing Colin's "dinner party"


Ciera: Are we going to have to put you on a permanent respirator?
Laura: Oh, that would be attractive!
Ciera: We'll paint flowers on it?


Pam: We'll just tell a little white lie.
Laura: Well, we don't want to be white liars. Then again... it's not really a lie.
Pam: We'll just be white fibbers.


Ciera_H: Wheezy Smurf and Pineapple Dancer: At the Shimmering Sands in Vegas this weekend only!


Ciera_H: Wheez: Did you hit that site I sent you?
* laural smacks forehead... duh! Meant to thank Cierus...
laural: Yes, Ciera. I did. And it gave me great ideas. Thanks a bunch. :)
Ciera_H: No prob....Isn't it a cool concept?
Ciera_H: Cierus: Roman God of Stealing Other's Ideas


Ciera_H: Did Tae-Bo yesterday....almost threw up afterwards. I am the pinnacle of modern health
laural: Ciera: I used to Tae-Bo all the time. But during a kick once... I kicked the treadmill that serves as a clothes wrack. That put an end to Tae-Bo.
Ciera_H: LOL Wheezy
laural: It hurt.


laural: LOL... nevermind. I'll behabe. I promse.
laural: Wow. My spelling is gone.
Ciera_H: Behabe, huh?
yobear38: Behabe, will you?
Ciera_H: Hoo boy
* Pamileo wipes tears from eyes
* Ciera_H does the math...my 4 beers to Wheezy's one wine cooler...awww hell.


Ciera_H: Beam me sideways.


laural: LMASO
laural: ALMAO
laural: lMAAO
laural: OH GOD
laural: LMAO
Pamileo: Holy crap, Laura!


Laura: I wish that we could still fly there together.
Pam: So do I.
Laura: I'd feel a lot better.
Pam: Why? Are you afraid of heights?
Laura: No, I'm afraid of plane crashes.


*The preceding message was brought to you by Rationalization.
"Rationalization: More important than Sex. Don't agree? Try to go a week without a rationalization, see how you fare."
And by the makers of B.S. Fertilizers...a division of Tongue-In-Cheek Productions.*

-Ciera, signing off on a post about accepting Colin as a bad boy


Lee: Lee sings: I feel pretty, oh so pretty....
Ciera: Pretty. and witty..and ...um..really happy


Pam: *spittake*
Lee: OK, we gotta put something together on this Festival so we can ask Ty to approve it.
Pam: Dammit Laura. The keyboard! The Drink! They don't mix!
Laura: Sorry, dear.
Ciera: Dont let friends Drink and Type


Pam: I'll brb.. sister is taking over.. help me..
Ciera: That sounded like a schizophrenics plea
* Cierus tosses Pam The Spear of Righteous Indignation...
Ciera: "From the pit of IRC...I stab at theeeeee"


* laural delets Pam's slideshows from the Extras page and says, "Take that, you Canucklehead!"
Laura: *delets
Laura: Oh, God
Laura: *deletes
Pam: :< A { !
Laura: LMAO
Pam: holy ****..
Pam: that was supposed to be LMAO!
Laura: No FLOODING!
Laura: You broke the rules!


Laura: I'm diigggy.
Laura: Whoa, I mean giddy!
Pam: LMAO! I thought you thought you were in a Will Smith music video for a minute...


* Ciera_H notes to group..apparently I have Random capitalization disease Tonight..please iGnore


Katie: Hey, where's the love for me?
Laura: I love you.
Katie: Thanks. Now I can go on with the rest of my life.
Ciera: Whoa! I look away for one minute and Wheezy makes a move on Katie!


Ciera: Pam..you just typed "fricking" hee hee
Pam: It was past F***ing.
Laura: Pam: You've been attending the Wheezy School of Potty Mouths, yes?


Pammus: LAMO!
Ciera: LMAO...I like LAMO better!
Pam: I spelled it PMAO earlier..
Ciera: Like a Pammus specific LMAO
Ciera: CMAO
Ciera: WMAO
Ciera: I like that one


Lee: Have I mentioned that I actually found the top of the kitchen table today for the first time in four years? This is the sacrifice I make for you guys!


Lee: Do you really have asthma, Wheezy?
Laura: No, I don't.
Lee: Aha. I don't need to have oxygen around?
Laura: No, but I do wheeze when I laugh really hard or get excited!


Pam: NEVER EAT APPLE SAUCE WITH A FORKUS AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME..
Pam: YOU WILL CHOKE.
Lee: *Spittake*
Ciera: Ouchie
Ciera: Can that go in quotes?


Pam: Ciera... (I just spelled your name coka for whateve reason...) That's just.. wow.


Pam: B/c, seriously, I was ringing through this person's vegetables, and then suddenly, this grin breaks across my face, and I can't help but start laughing... and trust me, there is nothing funny about remembering codes for veggies.
Ciera: I dunno...squash always makes me laugh
Pam: Well... the turnips are called rutabagas...
Lee: I don't eat anything I can't spell or pronounce.
Pam: Ask me another vegetable/fruit. I bet I'll know the code to that, too.
Laura: Qumquats
Laura: I spelt that so wrong, didn't I?


Laura: I can't tpye and talk on the honoe!
Laura: phone!
Ciera: Honoe? LOL


Laura: Ciera... I was so excited to see you that I almost disconnected myself!
Ciera: Wheez... LOL..i have that effect on girls....;)


Just4Colin: can't wait for friday the 13th!!!
ksmoak: j4c... what's on friday?
ksmoak: you just like the day?

--after reading spoilers about Colin for Friday the 13th


ksmoak: wheez...cedar croeve?
ksmoak: does that sound right?
GiddyWheezy: Katie... Creve Coeur? LOL

--trying to figure out where in St. Louis her friend lives


ksmoak: wheez... are you having a bi-polar moment? first giddy then angry, then giddy
ksmoak: can't keep up
GiddyWheezy: Wait till you meet me. ;)
ksmoak: well that leaves me excited....
ksmoak: actually i am scared
GiddyWheezy: Don't be. I'm harmless. And so are my other 12 personalities.
keria: 12 i thought u told me u had 14
ksmoak: as long as they play nice....
GiddyWheezy: They do. Except one.


ksmoak: *note to self* bring extra film in camera
GiddyWheezy: Hey, I won't post those on my site! ;)
ksmoak: well, it is good blackmail
ksmoak: oh, i just remeinded myself of ty!
Cierus: Katie... You can develop your own site "Drunken Wheezus Pictures.com"
ksmoak: not computer literate enough for that
GiddyWheezy: See the Asthamatic Smurf Go Wild With One Beer!
Cierus: Katie... Actually, thats my site..soon. So very soon


QuilaZen: We have to remember, these are the same prop people that had a headline reading: "Dr. looses medical license."
abunny9: Wow you guys notice everything
Lee: Ah, yes. And Lanie's father died following a vacation trip to the Heartbreak Hotel. These people don't seem to realize that VCRs have freeze frame.
Waken: And every one drinks alibie liquer.
Lee: And that fans have VCTs
Waken: At least you didn't type STDs.


Waken: Alex's boobs are going to explode.
Lee: There's a thought Waken. Maybe Lanie can de-fuse them.


Muskrate: My nephew is beating me.
Pam: Is he hungry? My sister beats my mom when she's hungry.


WheezusBlahBlah: Sam/Nora/Gabe... I love my triangle
Cierus: LMAO..that was a funny statment wheezy.......
Cierus: "I love my triangle"
Cierus: I love my tambourine
WheezusBlahBlah: LMAO
Cierus: I love my kazoo
Pammus: GOooooooooooooo Tuba!


If Colin were a food, what food would he be?

This post should be titled:

Ramblings of a Madwoman Who Fell Asleep Watching SoapNet and Is Wide Awake at 2 a.m.

I was just contemplating this issue:

If Colin/Ty/Twin etc. were a food item, what would he be?

I have two entries:

1. Chips and Queso. Colin is a little cheesy and very spicy--in a smooth sort of way. True to his character, he would not be the ordinary queso with Velveeta and Rotel. He would be the authentic and spicer queso with real cheese and homemade pico de gallo (with fresh jalepeno peppers).

2. Dipped/Dip Cone from Dairy Queen. Those of you from small towns have probably experienced a dip cone from DQ. It is basically a soft-serve ice cream cone, but the ice cream has been dipped in a hard chocolate. A dip cone is not one of those items you can get at one of those foofy marble slab ice cream places. It is the real deal that is generally available in the salt of the earth places with one gas station and less than five stop lights.

Why is Ty like a dip cone? Because he may have a hard body, but (from what YoBear and Co. have said), he is very soft on the inside. He also does not seem to put on airs.

Have fun!

Q

--from QuilaZenTX's post on the forum


Pam: hey.. what is the word for when you have an idea based on some fact?
Laura: i,///
Laura: whoa!
Pam: LMAO
Laura: that should've been "um...."
Pam: lololol
Laura: LMAO
Pam: i think it starts with an a?
Laura: Hypothesis?
Pam: or an h!


LauraC: I am making Pam and Lee thin.
LauraC: Think, I mean.
Lee: I'd rather be thin, thank you, LC.


LOL Yes, the net thing is a stupid plot device. By the way, haven't they heard of web tv? My senior citizen parents out in the country have it. It's not something new.

Today's episode was a sick mixture of Happy Days, the Dick Van Dyke Show and the Addams Family.

Sam's tri-polar personality switched from macho novella Erik Estrada to a horny Richie Cunningham. His slobbering on Nora and messing up her hair took me back to Richie and Lori Beth at Inspiration Point. Then he enters the house, not as Erik, not as Richie, but as Rob Petre forgetting a dinner Lora had planned for weeks. I'm surprised they didn't have him tripping over the furniture on the way in. LLL played the "Oops, I forgot" husband so well that I wondered if her drew from personal experience. By the way, Carlotta looked very sassy. She dressed like I would have expected Lora to dress if she were invited to dinner at a soap opera attorney's house.

Troy definitely is the Fonz. The Fonz was hot and he knew it. He also always had a supply of beautiful women stalking him at his garage apartment; Troy can't go to his hotel room door without a soap diva dropping by. Fonz had the leather jacket; Troy has the blue shirt. The girls at the bar may thing that Cris is the Fonz, but he's only Chachi with a good chest. I don't ever remember Fonzi commiting to one women like Cris has fallen for Jen.

Whenever I see Seth on screen, the Addams Family theme song starts playing in my head. Now that he has locked lips with Natalie, it all is making sense. Will's prominence in this story must mean that he is Lurch.

Natalie is bringing Ben under her black widow spell and he doesn't even know it. It was when Ben started to remind me of Potsie that I decided to go get a Zima.

Q

--from QuilaZenTX's post on the forum about the August 17 show


LMAO, QZen.....I think you should be writing the daily summation for any and every OLTL site.

"Chachi with a good chest"...lmao!

Next up, a new spinoff starring David Fumero called

"Cris In Charge"

"Cris In Charge"--wherein we see the hijinks of one lovable but completely asexual man as he lives in a house with Lindsay Rappaport and her precocious daugther Jen, caring for them and looking after them.

After that, don't miss the "Litte Larry Lau Show." L3 plays Sam Van Petre, a goofy, lovable ad exec, married to the tolerant and good natured Nora Van Petre. Wholesome fun for the whole family.

And finally, at the end of the night, tune in for "Dr. Killemall," where the role of Richard Chamberlain has been replaced by Ty Treadway. High drama and questionable medical pratices abound!

--Ciera's post in respons to QuilaZenTX's post on the August 17 show


QuilaZen: Sometimes I wonder if L & P are like Caleb and Michael on PC, in that they share one soul?
Cierus: Who are L & P?
QuilaZen: Laura and Pam.
Cierus: Oh!!! You used their real names!


Cierus: Excuse me, did you say someting back there, wheez? ;-)
Laura: YYYEEESSSSSS
Laura: GIVE ME ANGST FIC
Cierus: Yikes!!!
Cierus: Wheezilla!
Cierus: *quick...give her angst fic, before she destroys downtown tokyo*
Laura: *stomps on a McDonald's* I NEE ANOTHA ANGST FIC
Cierus: CMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cierus: KIK
Laura: *pics up a small man* DO YOU HAVE MY ANGST FIC?
Cierus: NO NO DONT EAT HIM>....OH MY GOD...SHES GOT A TRAIN


I hope Troy qualifies for the free clinic services, because I think if he applies for health insurance in Llanview, he will be denied.

Insurance Rep: "Yes, Mr. McIver. I've been looking over the questionnaire you completed. Can you explain how you broke your jaw and fractured your skull?"
Troy: "Oh, someone just mistook me for my brother and punched me. I hit the floor really hard."
Insurance Rep: "I see. And can you tell me why your speech has become slurred?"
Troy: "Oh, someone just mistook me for my brother and tried to suffocate me. I didn't go too long without oxygen."
Insurance Rep: "Hmmm. And what about your two broken ankles?"
Troy: "Oh, someone just mistook me for my brother and shoved me over a railing. I only fell about 20 feet."
Insurance Rep: "Yes, well it also says here that you recently received numerous cuts and bruises after falling through a window."
Troy: "Yeah, about that, the guy that punched me earlier, he threw me through a window. BUT I did'nt fall off the fire escape."
Insurance Rep: "Lucky You. Mr. McIver, I think I could insure your deceased brother with health insurance, before I could insure you. Good day, and for the love of God, please be careful"

--A post by tracytate on the forum


On the next OLTL...

Jessica " Seth? Natalie? What are the two of you doing in the bed... naked... together... under the covers?"
Natalie " Well, I guess we have to tell her"
Seth " Yeah, you're right"
Natalie " You see Jess, Seth is a virgin, and he wanted to try sex with me first, so that he would be more experienced when the two of you had sex"
Jessica "Oh, you guys. You are the best friends a girl could have!"

--A post by tracytate on the forum


Pam: We could go to California in an RV. We could stop along the way and set up a tent.
Laura: Yeah, we can camp by the Hollywood sign.
Pam: Right under the "P!"
Laura: Except there is no "P" in Hollywood.


Laura: That was one of my finger moments.
Laura: I mean... finer moments!!!
Cierus: That has to go in quotes.

--Laura trying to talk about a creative way of crashing one's car


Pam: My ginfers took on a life of their own!
Laura: LMAO! GINFERS!
Laura: Hey, I need some grammatical help.
Pam: Oh, god... you're askimg em?
Pam: Who can't even spell me?


Pam's Mother: You have got to be the loudest person....

--just before going to bed, she has stopped in the computer room while Pam has been browsing the Quotes


That should go in quotes.

--Anyone, at any given time

 
   
   
 

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